Best job ever: £500 for lying on your couch in your boxers

Being lazy was never so rewarding
It sounds too good to be true: spend a day on the couch watching TV and earn £500. But this is exactly the job that Amsterdam-based homewear-brand Pockies is offering. Through the job the company wants to discover what ‘Couch Culture’ in the United Kingdom looks like.
18-10-2021
Michiel Dicker
Best job ever: £500 for lying on your couch in your boxers

Not motivated and certainly no teamplayer

The job offer, that appeared on the brand’s website this morning, asks for a candidate who “has no ambition whatsoever,’ ‘is always late’ and ‘can snooze up to 10 times in a row’. What abilities does he or she need to have? You have to be able to spend a day on your couch in one of the company’s boxer shorts. “For us it is interesting to see what our British friends think of Pockies,” says Michiel Dicker, one of the founders. “Besides that, it gives us valuable insights into what a lazy day for someone living in the UK is like. That in turn will help us create new comfort enhancing products.”

Questionnaire

The person who gets the job has to fill in a questionnaire at the end of the day. “The questions range from commenting on the fit of our clothing to what the applicant’s favorite snack is,” says Dicker. Other than that there’s not much to it. “Just relax, check out your favorite show and keep breathing,” is the advice of Dicker. “The less productive you are, the greater the results.” If you think you have what it takes you can apply for the job until the end of the year. 

Couch Culture

The founders of Pockies are dedicated to, what they themselves call, ‘Couch Culture’. “We want to make people’s lives on the couch as comfortable as possible,” says Dicker. Their journey started out five years ago with the invention of boxer shorts with pockets (so there wouldn’t be a need for trousers anymore), but since then their range of products has expanded with Pyjama Pants, Djellaba’s, Thick Socks, Cozy Hoodies and more. “Last year we even introduced Pocket-sized mayonnaise so our customers would always have their favorite condiment nearby.”

Apply here
https://www.uk.pockies.com/pages/couch-potato


Over Pockies

Pockies voorziet de wereld van Couch Couture: alle kleding die nodig is om een zo comfortabele tijd op de bank te beleven. Dit begon allemaal in 2015 met de uitvinding van de boxershort met zakken, maar inmiddels is de collectie uitgebreid met pyjamabroeken, djellaba's, zachte hoodies, slaapmaskers, mayonaise, dikke sokken en meer.